by Linda L. Franco

🎄 The Ultimate MACHINA x Pie Grande Christmas Guide 🎄

The holidays are here, and we've got gifts so cool even Santa might reconsider his outfit. Whether you're shopping for your fashionable friends, a Bigfoot enthusiast, or just yourself (we support self gifting), here's a lineup that will sleigh the gift game:

🎁 Wrap It Up

These gifts are bold, unique, and definitely cooler than socks. Act fast because once they’re gone, they’re as hard to find as Bigfoot himself.

Unique, stylish, and guaranteed to make your Christmas tree the talk of the season.

Deck the halls (and your tree) with our 3D-printed holiday sphere.

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Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit

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$ 8,982.00
$ 8,982.00
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Celebrate the holidays with a bold twist of urban folklore and designer art. The Bigfoot Christmas Sphere Collection ...

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Introducing the Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology: A vibrant assortment of colorful, stylized faces and creatures woven into a mesmerizing pattern. At its heart is a red starfish with a whimsical face, encircled by an array of diverse faces and small round creatures in shades of purple, green, and orange. This piece celebrates modern design, making it a perfect fit for the world of collectible culture.
This artfully designed keychain from the Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology showcases a stylized, smiling gorilla face featuring vibrant orange fur, dark gray skin, and striking purple eyes. It includes a silver loop at the top for easy attachment to keys or bags.
Experience the Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology, featuring a bold design that embodies urban folklore with its striking facial features, vivid eyes, and an elongated red tongue—a designer piece that exudes attitude.
Introducing the Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology, a whimsical orange ornament in the form of a sphere with intricately detailed human-like hands serving as its legs and arms. This unique piece features a shiny metallic loop on top for easy hanging. Its blend of quirky charm and modern design makes it an eye-catching addition, perfect for fans of collectible culture.
The "Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit" by Machina - Wearable Technology is a whimsical gorilla-shaped keychain, with a playful expression featuring a wink and a cheeky grin. It includes designer art and a convenient loop on top for easy attachment.
The Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology captures the essence of urban folklore with its star-shaped design featuring a snarling face and long orange fur covering its five points. Its gaping mouth and intense eyes evoke the presence of a mythical creature from designer art dreams.
This Christmas sphere from the Pie Grande collection by Machina - Wearable Technology, showcases intricate details and a bold design. Its vibrant accents and finely crafted features offer a touch of urban folklore, making it a distinctive addition to your holiday decorations.
A toy keychain from the Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology, featuring a stylized gorilla face with orange fur, a gray complexion, and purple eyes. It includes a silver ring for easy attachment to keys.
The Pie Grande Christmas Sphere Kit by Machina - Wearable Technology is a charming ornament that embodies the spirit of urban folklore with its green cartoon monster design. It showcases a smiling face, vibrant purple eyes, and a metal loop for easy hanging. With furry arms and legs, it playfully nods to designer art through its delightfully whimsical appearance.
Pie Grande Full Body Sets

Where bold meets unstoppable style!

Our best sellers for a reason. These heavyweight French terry sets feature insane graphics, bold dyes, and cozy vibes. Great for staying warm while looking cool.

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  • The Calendario Pie Azteca by Machina features a gray hoodie with a detailed black Aztec calendar design on the back, red text, and logo from the Lost Relics of Time collection on the lower back, plus a front pocket and hood.
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    Calendario Pie Azteca

    From $ 6,084.00
    From $ 6,084.00
  • The Crypkid hoodie by Machina - Wearable Technology features a captivating design with a person standing next to a large ape-like creature, symbolizing an intriguing bond. The word CRYPKID stands out in bold red letters above them, all framed within a striking red square on the black French terry cotton fabric.
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    Crypkid

    From $ 6,084.00
    From $ 6,084.00
  • The Pie Grande Skeleton by Machina - Wearable Technology is a black hoodie adorned with an orange skeleton design on the back and hood, showcasing ribcage and skull illustrations, ideal for mythical enthusiasts with an adventurous spirit.
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    Pie Grande Skeleton

    $ 6,120.00
    $ 6,120.00
  • Introducing the Pie Grande Embryo, an exclusive collectible from Machina - Wearable Technology. This olive green hoodie is expertly crafted from French terry cotton and features a full zipper adorned with striking red and white text proclaiming "GESTIS VITA." The design is enhanced by additional smaller text and symbols below, along with a functional hood and two front pockets for both style and practicality.
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    Pie Grande Embryo

    From $ 6,084.00
    From $ 6,084.00
EXPERIMENTAL HEADWEAR

Explorer Cap

Rain or shine, this cap has your back and your head. Made from our sustainable fabric, it’s perfect for exploring or looking like you’re about to. Available in two different colorways.

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  • A person wearing a green shirt with furry brown sleeves strikes a confident pose, accentuated by the Explorer Hat from Machina - Wearable Technology, which doubles as a fashionable accessory. With sunglasses and layered necklaces, they stand against a dark, industrial backdrop, effortlessly blending style and weather protection.

    Explorer Hat

    $ 900.00
    $ 900.00
  • Presenting the Diablo Bucket Hat by Machina - Wearable Technology: a vibrant red camouflage bucket hat crafted to provide excellent protection against the sun. This fashionable accessory includes a wide brim, a secure black chin strap, and is adorned with an eye-catching white letter M on the front.

    Diablo Bucket Hat

    $ 810.00
    $ 810.00

“ Once they’re gone, they’re gone "

These collections are flying off the shelves; for good reason. Each piece is a one-of-a-kind blend of innovation and artistry. Don’t miss out.
Face the cold (literally) with this all in one hoodie.

Keeps you snug, makes a statement, and will probably outlive your great grandkids.

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Balaclava hoodie

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$ 4,050.00
$ 4,050.00
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A Balaclava hoodie from Machina - Wearable Technology, paired with a matching cap and facemask, creates a bold design against the white background. The facemask, featuring 'MACHINA' in striking white text, offers seamless functionality for everyday wear.
The black Balaclava hoodie and cap from Machina - Wearable Technology feature a simple yet bold design, with a white graphic on the back of the cap. They are set against a plain white background, perfectly highlighting the texture and seamless functionality of these stylish clothing items.
Pie Grande T-Shirts

No ordinary tees here. These one of a kind cotton masterpieces

Featuring epic dyes and even better stories. Perfect for starting conversations.

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  • The "Big Brother" T-shirt by Machina - Wearable Technology features a black design with a captivating graphic of a small person and large gorilla, emphasizing a mystical bond amidst vibrant objects. Beneath the image, Japanese text enhances its enigmatic allure.
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    Big Brother

    From $ 1,260.00
    From $ 1,260.00
  • The olive green T-shirt from Machina - Wearable Technology, named "Gigas Pithekos," features bright red text across the chest displaying "GIGAS PITHEKOS," subtly referencing Bigfoot lore, with a smaller "GIGANT APE" underneath. The right sleeve showcases the same red text design, providing a simple yet striking tribute to these mythical hybrid hominids.
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    Gigas Pithekos

    From $ 1,260.00
    From $ 1,260.00
  • A gray t-shirt from Machina - Wearable Technology features a rectangular image of a gorilla, echoing a wilderness legend, with the word 'Got Ice?' printed below. The left sleeve includes small text or graphic details for added intrigue.
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    Got Ice?

    From $ 1,260.00
    From $ 1,260.00
  • Introducing the La Sombra T-shirt by Machina - Wearable Technology: a black tee featuring a graphic and text design on the front. The left side showcases small orange lettering, while the right side displays a square image of Bigfoot with additional text beneath it. This shirt's fabric boasts a slightly textured appearance, capturing the essence of rugged wilderness adventure.
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    La Sombra

    From $ 1,350.00
    From $ 1,350.00
Limited edition masterpiece with major "read me" energy. Only 100 made, so grab it before it becomes a cryptid itself.

For the bookworms and Bigfoot believers

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Pie Grande Book

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$ 1,782.00
$ 1,782.00
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In a world saturated with fleeting trends and mass production, the Machina Pie Grande Book Table emerges as a deliber...

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A black and white photograph of a magazine, titled "Pie Grande Book" by Machina - Wearable Technology, resting on a wooden floor. The cover displays a close-up of a bearded man's face with a reflective surface, with the words Piz Lasentra - Piz Grisch partially visible. Diagonal shadows traverse the image.
A copy of the Pie Grande Book rests on a wooden floor, partially illuminated by sunlight. The cover showcases a black and white abstract pattern with a striking blue signature at the bottom. Shadows from window blinds create diagonal lines across this eco-conscious publication by Machina - Wearable Technology.
UNIQUE ACCESSORIES

Inferno Sunglasses

Turn up the heat this winter with devilishly detailed sunnies. Designed to block UV rays and bad vibes. Few left! snag them before they vanish!

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  • The Inferno Shades Sunglasses by Machina - Wearable Technology feature a pair of red sports sunglasses with reflective orange lenses, isolated on a white background. These shades showcase a sleek, aerodynamic frame with intricate side details, providing not only style but also exceptional clarity for optimal vision protection.

    Inferno Shades Sunglasses

    $ 3,420.00
    $ 3,420.00

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